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BREAKING: Dodgeball Cancelled!!

Andrew Favela and Zak Lopez April 1, 2022

Dodge ball has been one of the most exciting parts of Wilson for a long time. Students at Wilson love watching all the other teachers and students get hit and play. Dodge ball can be a dangerous sport,...

Knee Slapping Jokes!!!

Knee Slapping Jokes!!!

Janiya Kelly, Staff Writer April 1, 2022

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?...Reality Why was the Easter bunny so upset?...He was having a bad HARE day Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?...Because then it’d be a foot What do you...

PROOF: The rat infestation at Woodrow Wilson High School!!

Julissa Tucker, Staff Writer April 1, 2022

The cause for this infestation is not only the construction of Wilson's new 2000 and 4000 buildings but also kids not throwing away their trash for the custodians to easily clean.  KEEP WILSON...

Softball Changes Uniform!!

Isabel Juarez April 1, 2022

In hopes of connecting with past generations, Wilson's softball team has reverted to somewhat outdated ways.    As seen in the 1992 sports comedy film, A League of Their Own starring Geena...

Tik Tok Anthropology

David Duenas April 1, 2022

Breaking news Wilson High School will be offering a new class for the year of 22-23 school year about Tik Tok and its history. You are probably wondering what this class will offer. It is going to have...

Fluffy Makes It Back To Wilson Highschool

Kayla Cazares April 1, 2022

Wilson High School has always loved Gabriel Iglesias also known as Fluffy, a Mexican Comedian who ended up graduating from our school.  He has appeared a couple of times at Wilson events such as football...

Sublime in the Quad!

Erika Medina April 1, 2022

Long Beach, CA- Students of Wilson, get ready to rock with a band that is “well-qualified to represent the L.B.C”. Sublime, the famous reggae-rock ska band, was founded in 1988 in Long Beach, California....

Wilson Changes Mascot… Bye Bye Bruins

Kai Metra April 1, 2022

Long Beach, CA- In honor of Musical Theater’s production of High School Musical, staff has decided to temporarily change the school’s logo from Bruins to Wildcats. The mascot pays homage to the mascot...

What’s Going on With Wilson Parking?!?!

Karla Manzanares, Editor-In-Chief April 1, 2022

The new year brings new changes at Wilson High School as the administration announces the development of a new parking structure. This news comes to light as Wilson is facing a parking crisis. Students...

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Cancel Culture Creates Canvas Commotion

Money Man C, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

A little over a year ago, a pandemic was declared due to the so-called COVID-19 virus. This virus took society by surprise and among many extreme measures taken to protect the health of all citizens, a...

Floaties for Freedom

Floaties for Freedom

Red Robin, Writer April 1, 2021

Upon returning to in-person learning, Wilson Students can expect a few changes to the uniform policy in order to meet the requirements for COVID-19 safety restrictions.  In order to maintain the six...

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