Wilson High School and Polytechnic High School Combining Graduation?!

Ashley Abbott, Staff Writer March 31, 2023

Wilson High School graduation is an important event that happens for seniors every year. Seniors are celebrated for their hard work and chance to move on to college, university, or any other life plan...

Woody Becomes the Next Principal at Wilson

Ayana Duenas, Staff Writer March 31, 2023

Long Beach CA Wilson High School- This may come as a surprise but as of this week Woody the bear has come to life! The first thing he does is challenge the principle for their chair for one whole year....

ChatGPT Convinces Admins To Extend All Breaks By A Week

Jackson Allsup, Staff Writer March 31, 2023

LONG BEACH, CA- With the release of ChatGPT, AI has convinced administrators to give students not only an extra week off per break, but also a four day weekend every week! This announcement has been received...



Daniella Steedle and Roxy Kuper-Wilson March 31, 2023

After a hard, grueling 21 years in the fourth grade as a proud South Park Cow, Eric Cartman, thanks to his mother Ms. Liane Cartman, will be transferring to Woodrow Wilson High School to complete the 2023...

BREAKING: Dodgeball Cancelled!!

Andrew Favela and Zak Lopez April 1, 2022

Dodge ball has been one of the most exciting parts of Wilson for a long time. Students at Wilson love watching all the other teachers and students get hit and play. Dodge ball can be a dangerous sport,...

Knee Slapping Jokes!!!

Knee Slapping Jokes!!!

Janiya Kelly, Staff Writer April 1, 2022

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?...Reality Why was the Easter bunny so upset?...He was having a bad HARE day Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?...Because then it’d be a foot What do you...

PROOF: The rat infestation at Woodrow Wilson High School!!

Julissa Tucker, Staff Writer April 1, 2022

The cause for this infestation is not only the construction of Wilson's new 2000 and 4000 buildings but also kids not throwing away their trash for the custodians to easily clean.  KEEP WILSON...

Softball Changes Uniform!!

Isabel Juarez April 1, 2022

In hopes of connecting with past generations, Wilson's softball team has reverted to somewhat outdated ways.    As seen in the 1992 sports comedy film, A League of Their Own starring Geena...

Tik Tok Anthropology

David Duenas April 1, 2022

Breaking news Wilson High School will be offering a new class for the year of 22-23 school year about Tik Tok and its history. You are probably wondering what this class will offer. It is going to have...

Fluffy Makes It Back To Wilson Highschool

Kayla Cazares April 1, 2022

Wilson High School has always loved Gabriel Iglesias also known as Fluffy, a Mexican Comedian who ended up graduating from our school.  He has appeared a couple of times at Wilson events such as football...

Sublime in the Quad!

Erika Medina April 1, 2022

Long Beach, CA- Students of Wilson, get ready to rock with a band that is “well-qualified to represent the L.B.C”. Sublime, the famous reggae-rock ska band, was founded in 1988 in Long Beach, California....

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