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Cancel Culture Creates Canvas Commotion

Money Man C, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

A little over a year ago, a pandemic was declared due to the so-called COVID-19 virus. This virus took society by surprise and among many extreme measures taken to protect the health of all citizens, a...

Floaties for Freedom

Floaties for Freedom

Red Robin, Writer April 1, 2021

Upon returning to in-person learning, Wilson Students can expect a few changes to the uniform policy in order to meet the requirements for COVID-19 safety restrictions.  In order to maintain the six...

Fauci with the WAP girls on the set of the WAP music video, shunning those too cowardly to put their mask over their noses.

Fauci Visits Wilson

lil’ samsam b, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2021

On March 13, 2021, Dr. Anthony Fauci visited the Wilson campus to inform the Bruins of their moral duty during this time of utter crisis: to WAP it up.  Fauci is a world-renowned physician-scientist...

Jones focusing on becoming TikToks next star.

MR. JONES NEEDS TIKTOK REHAB

Mr. Bean, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

During a nice and regular day in the environmental science class, students were independently working on their assignment when suddenly they were interrupted by AP Environmental Science teacher Jossiah...

Bruins proving that even after a whole year, they can still get down and jiggy on the dance floor.

Hamster Balls and Lysol

ILIKEROX84371, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Even as Covid-19 cases lessen, Wilson students will be deprived of an in-person prom, again. Or will they? Wilson’s newest teacher, Mr. Dan Druff, shared his brilliant idea in a recent faculty meeting....

No Coffee No Peace

No Coffee No Peace

Karamel Manzana, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

As this break from reality is coming to a close (aka quarantine) the community of Wilson are finally being made aware of their lack of a local-very nutritional- caffeine filled establishment. Whether your...

Pantsless Pupils

Pantsless Pupils

Mattysmokes, Writer April 1, 2021

Students Forget and show up to school in underwear. It was a sight to behold, as hordes of students approached the arches on their first day of in-person learning,  but many students seemed to have forgotten...

Construction workers are headed for Lowes to repaint the Wilson entrance.

Wilson High School- Home of the Scholars and Champions

JJ's Fan, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

As Wilson High School renovates the 100 building, contractors are adding yellow and green accents to create unity with Long Beach Polytechnic High School (Poly). But the improvements don’t stop there.  In...

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Canvas Podría Desaparecer Por Críticas Negativas de los Estudiantes

Bilingual Babe, Smarty Pants March 31, 2021

Hace un poco más de un año, se decretó pandemia mundial debido al virus llamado COVID-19. Este virus tomó desprevenida a la sociedad y entre tantos cambios que se proyectaron para proteger la salud...

Wilson Introduces Tik Tok 101

Wilson Introduces “Tik Tok 101”

Arit Etuk-Navajo, Guest Writer April 1, 2020

Starting off the new semester with exclusive “for you page” vibes, Wilson offers its students their first-ever TikTok class.    TikTok 101-- the newest elective on the Wilson campus, is...

Photo by Brittany Murray, Press Telegram/SCNG, edited by Adai Vidal

Raising Cane’s no Longer Opens its Doors to Wilson

Adai Vidal, Editor in Chief April 1, 2020

On November 5, the Long Beach traffic circle added a new restaurant that many Wilson students anticipated, the Louisiana native, Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers. Unfortunately, as of this week, Wilson...

Wilson Establishes New Dress Code

Wilson Establishes New Dress Code

Samantha Brandts, Editor April 1, 2020

The Wilson dress code has been a debated topic among school staff and students, given the apparent inequality among sexes and their requirements for “appropriate” school attire.    Given...

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