What kind of tea is hard to swallow?…Reality

Why was the Easter bunny so upset?…He was having a bad HARE day

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?…Because then it’d be a foot

What do you call a bagel that can fly?…A plain bagel

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Why did the scarecrow win an award?…Because he was outstanding in his field

Where do you find a cow with no legs?…Right where you left it

Which bear is the most condescending?…A pan-duh

What’s the most detail-oriented ocean?…The pacific

Why was the color green notoriously single?…It was always so jaded

How do celebrities stay cool?…They have many fans

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth because then it becomes a SOAP opera.